Let’s be honest: no one treks to Sin City for shut-eye. But even if Vegas isn’t exactly where you’d go if you wanted some R&R, this deal is just too good to pass up. The Las Vegas Hilton is currently offering two jaw-droppingly inexpensive packages. First is their Serenity Spa Package which, among other things, includes 2 nights’ deluxe hotel accommodations and your choice of a body scrub or Swedish massage for $199! Where else can you find a scrubbing and a soft bed for that price without having to work for it? (Kidding). There’s more! Keep reading.

If you’d rather eat up than get rubbed down (hey, no judgment), their Getaway Package also includes 2 nights’ deluxe hotel accommodations plus 6 buffets, 2 entries at the spa and 2 welcome cocktails at Shimmer Cabaret. All of this for a measly $135. We dare you to find a decent Vegas hotel room for one night for under that price, much less two plus food and cocktails.

All the details can be found here, including the promo code (which you’ll need to enter when you register, so read carefully!). The offer’s good through the end of April but we suggest signing up ASAP before the LV Hilton realizes they’re practically giving away a weekend stay in Vegas. But don’t worry, we won’t tell them.