As soon as I saw the first infomercial for PedEgg (which, lets be honest, was kinda gross once they dumped out the the egg) I kicked my gift-hinting repertoire into high gear. A few days ago I came across what I think is its gun-toting sister, the PediPistol. This motorized machine comes with “five precision-crafted heads,” which sounds like I’m purchasing a hammer drill and not a delicate nail filing system. I guess I understand why the arm is so long–it makes it easier on the back if you don’t have to crouch down so low.

Am I wrong to think this contraption is a bit much? Are our feet so bad that we need to buy a drill-inspired gopher pick-up to file our toenails? How cool would it be if the shaping cone doubled as a drill bit! What do you think?

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