Yesterday Mashable brought to our attention Pepsi’s new, um, classy iPhone app: Amp Up Before You Score , which aims to help men everywhere “score” by stereotyping women into 24 categories and providing pickup lines to lure in each type. Fellas, let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t gonna help you at all. (Can we say #pepsifail?) We’re glad Pepsi has apologized, but to help out the unfortunate men who may have downloaded this app thinking it’s their cool new wingman, we’ve developed a rescue tool: Amp Up Before You Spa Spa Week asks a different question: What kind of spa treatment would she love? Men, it is Spa Week, and all these spa treatments are available for $50 until next Sunday! If your Pepsi-inspired pickup line doesn’t cut it, we’ve got one last thing to try… maybe sending her to the spa will win her over and make up for your poor taste in apps. Business Woman – 45 Min Lunch Time Deep Cleansing Facial Military Chick – Ultrasound Marine Facial Princess – 45 Min Caviar Facial Nerd – Choice of Medical Grade Peels – Salicylic, Glycolic or Lactic Out of your league – 50 Min Hot Lava Shell Massage Athlete – 50 Min Action Retraction Sports Massage Dancer – 50 Min Manicure and Pedicure with Foot Reflexology Massage Goth – 45 Min Balancing Infusion Facial Sorority girl – Eyelash extensions Treehugger girl – 60 Min Harvest Facial with Organic Fruits and Herbs Political Girl – 50 Min Spa Week Stress Melter Ritual Cougar– 60 Min Purely Age Defying Facial Foreign Exchange Student – 90 Min Foot Renaissance with European Manicure Rebound Girl – Full Body Airbrush Tan Celebrity – 50 Min Awards Night Facial Artist – 50 Min Customized Massage Married – 60 Min Deep Tissue massage, couples rooms available Indie Rock Girl – 45 Min Himalayan Salt Glow Twins – 55 Min Best of Both Worlds Swedish Massage and Basic Facial Aspiring Actress – 60 Min Bali Paradise Rasul Treatment with 30 Min Brine Light Therapy Punk Rock Girl – 60 Min Fire and Ice Pedicure Bookworm – 60 Min Sothys Eye Treatment and Signature Foot Treatment Women’s Studies Major – 50 Min Cranberry Body Scrub Trouble – Haute Chocolate Manicure and Pedicure with Sweet Honey Dip Chocolate Brown Sugah Body Scrub Even if you’re not any of these “women” – or if you’ve got little bit of ALL of these women in you! – all these treatments are available at spas around the country, and they serve as a refreshing and uplifting way to bring a smile to someone’s face. Rather than a slap in the face. And men, if you’re lucky, one day you two will live happily ever after. Images courtesy of a YouTube screenshot and Beazleyhouse.com Start a Conversation Cancel a Conversation Connect with Enter your WordPress.com blog URL http://.wordpress.com Proceed Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.