Jersey Shore… sucking it in with Dr. Rey’s?

First of all, a moment of silence please for the end of what many deem the greatest season of TV in the history of television.

We’re not sure exactly how discreet Dr. Rey’s Shapewear would be on the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore, but word on the boardwalk is that Sammi “Sweatheart”, Angelina “Jolie” and Snooki are obsessed. Butt pads– is that their secret? When we wrote about Dr. Rey’s last month, the last place we expected these body-contouring undergarments to be creeping was in the hands of the most confident, body-baring group of young starlets on the East Coast. Maybe  Snooki would like to be punched in the face again, so she plans to show up in Dr. Rey’s Sculpted High Waist Brief to the bar next season? We can’t wait!