My Snapple Fact today was: “The common garden worm has five pairs of hearts.”

It got me thinking… what would we humans do with so many hearts? How would this affect the rate of heart disease? What would stethoscopes look like? Would we fall in love more easily? If one heart broke, would it even matter? Then I stopped and thought about how ridiculous it is to compare humans to  garden worms, and just decided to tell you this: Spa Week®’s February Spa Deals are here. And they’re so good that if you had 5 pairs of hearts you’d love them 10 times more, and if you’re booking a Valentine’s Day package that’s basically satisfying 20 hearts if you guys are both garden worms.

Moral of the story? Spa deals and garden worms have absolutely nothing in common.

Worm image courtesy of howstuffworks.com

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