Beljanski Colon cleanse colonic Welcome to the sh*tshow.

This morning at Beljanski Wellness Center in NYC, I had my first ever Colon Hydrotherapy session. Many people are afraid to try this treatment (I got cold feet too!) so what better way to answer everyone’s questions once and for all than to show you everything on Live Spa TV via UStream? Here’s the live recording of EXACTLY how it went down… no camera tricks, no hidden facial expressions, and (you’re welcome) no sh*t.

It didn’t hurt, and aside from a few crampy moments and this one weirdo in the chat room who insisted on seeing the poop pipe, it was hardly uncomfortable! I now feel instantly detoxified, healthier, and best of all skinny. My lovely hydrotherapist Natasha says you can lose up to 5 pounds of water weight from a Colonic, and if you eat minimally and correctly for 24 afterwards you’ll feel absolutely no bloat the next day; I’ll definitely be going back before any occasion I wear Leger. As fecal experiences go, this was by far the best one of my life. And yes, everything came out okay thanks for asking!

The CANdid Experience:

The wrap-up:

Treatment description from the Beljanski Wellness Center:
Colon Hydrotherapy, also known as a colonic, is a method of removing impacted waste and toxins from the large intestine. By introducing a small amount of filtered water into the colon by use of sterile and disposable rectal tubes, the waste is softened and loosened thus resulting in evacuation through natural peristalsis. Colon Irrigation may help greatly in enhancing the body’s ability to absorb many vitamins, minerals and essential fatty acids. Colonics also assist in hydrating the body.
Most colonic sessions last about 60 minutes , 45 minutes on the table and 15 minutes in the bathroom. A series of sessions is usually recommended to dislodge all the years of accumulated waste and toxins. When the bowel is toxic it can harbor a large variety of very harmful bacteria and parasites.

Try it for Fall Spa Week – they booked up entirely last Spring, so call and book your colonic fast!
Beljanski Wellness Center
150 East 55th Street, Sixth Floor
New York, NY 10022

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