Celebrity Suspect: Lady Gaga

Case: We’d never thought the day would come. It seemed like the princess of darkness worked out a deal with gravity because up until now she barely even teetered in her sky-high heels. Gaga’s sidewalk strut took a turn for the worst when she took a painful tumble in London’s Heathrow Airport. This comes fresh off the heels of her freak out incident at Citi Field. Annoyed with paparazzi, Gaga stripped down to her undies, flipped off the crowd and took solace in Jerry Seinfeld’s sky box much to the comedian’s dismay.

Seinfeld stated, “This woman is a jerk.  I hate her.  I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for.  You give people the finger and get upgraded?  Is that the world we’re living in now?  Why is she giving the finger?  How old is the finger?  How’d it even get to be the finger?  I don’t know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.”

Spa Treatment Sentence: A fall that hard warrants a body and ego soothing spa day… at least 50 miles from Jerry’s box. We’re sentencing Gaga to an Aromatherapy Tranquility Massage and Aromatherapy Customized Facial at Orange Sky Day Spa. Enjoy your sentence.

 

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