As all good Twihards know, the sun makes vampires sparkle. There’s just one problem. You ain’t a vamp. Yes, the sad news is that if you’re reading this, you’re probably a human – and the sun won’t make you sparkle so much as wrinkle and buurrrnnn. So, with Ra’s rays out of the question, what’s a mortal to do to banish that otherworldly pallor? Fake it, just like the Cullens faked being human (the metaphor begins to fail…here.) Here are our four fave sunless tanners, ready for your fake baking pleasure! And we won’t tell if you wait until after you’ve seen Eclipse. You know, all the better to fit in. Fake Baker: Neutrogena MicroMist Tanning Sunless Spray Why We Love It: Never streaks, dries fast, gradual bronze color, very minimal sunless-tan odor. Fake Baker: Nivea Summer Beauty Smooth Legs Why We Love It: Great for a light self-tanner without the odor. Fake Baker: philosophy the big skinny self-tanning firming cream Why We Love It: The big skinny self-tanning firming cream delivers gradual, natural-looking color…and smoother skin, all in one go. Fake Baker: Beautisol All Seasons Glow Why We Love It: Paraben free and packed with antioxidants, this bronzer will make your skin healthier – something the sun will never, ever do! Start a Conversation Cancel a Conversation Connect with Enter your WordPress.com blog URL http://.wordpress.com Proceed Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.