Want to have glowing, flawless skin? Don’t try these facials.

After the Peanut Butter and Jelly Refresher facial kicked off the April Fools brigade (SO sorry to those who believed us!!), we asked you to tell us your April Fools Facials for a chance to win a NuFace at-home facial toning and lifting device as part of our March-April Facebook giveaways. You traded in tuna salad and ferrets for moisturizer and toner, and we’ve narrowed it down to 14 finalists. Click here to see them all.

Now… VOTE YOUR FAVORITE! Simply comment below with your #1 facial pick – whoever has the most votes by end of day wins. Write the name of the person and their facial to enter.

But before you vote—make sure you book yourself a REAL facial that WILL make your skin glow, because Spa Week starts exactly ONE WEEK from today! Browse all the facials on spaweek.com, and vote for your real favorite by booking it for yourself for only $50, April 11-17.

And the finalists are…

Deb Jacobs If you want amazing youthful skin, try a fresh fish facial/peel. You’ll need a good, heavy duty blender for this one though. Take one freshly caught bass or 3 crappie (if the bass aren’t biting) then place the whole fish into the blender. No need to scale or gut the fish… just put the whole thing in the blender. Pour in one cup of EVOO to the blender, put on the cover & then turn that sucker on high. Let her run until there’s a smooth yet gloppy consistency. Now for the fun part! Spread the fish “paste” over freshly cleaned skin, avoiding your eye area and of, course, your mouth. Allow to dry, then peel it off. Rinse off any remaining residue and enjoy your beautiful glow!

Kerrie-Ann Goldfarb Ooh, I think it’s time for my famous BLT mask! First, spread 2 T. of mayonnaise all over your face. Apply hot fried bacon onto your t-zone, followed by cold lettuce on your eyes. Lie back and relax. Hungry afterwards? Remove all ingredients, including the mayo (I use a butter knife for best results), and rearrange them onto some toasted bread – yum!

Ali Darling have you tried the kitty litter facial yet? Mix one part (used) kitty litter and one part diet coke. Apply generously, but NOT too close to your eyes. Leave on for 15 minutes, then rinse with warm water.

Brenda Rivera I use the natural and works for the mom at the play ground – mix 1/2 of playground sand, some mud and water into a lovely paste, apply on your face and leave until it hardens. Not only will you scare any playground bullies who mess with your kids but also once you wash it gives you a glowing complexion.

Spa Esoteric After gently covering eyes with thin slices of bright yellow squash, take warm melted butter and rub gently over the face until skin is moist. Remove the roasted ear of corn from towel warmer and, after drizzling with butter, roll gently over face, working butter into skin, pushing the oil further and further into the pores. This will ensure maximum moisturization. This is called theSunny Summer Facial (for it’s sunny colors !)

Michelle Koenig Evans the movie night facial: crush 1 cup freshly popped popcorn, add 1/4 tsp of kosher salt and 3 Tbsp melted butter; mix well. Leave on while enjoying your favorite flick. 🙂

Cynthia Gagliardi Relax and enjoy the S’Mores-a-licious spa facial–We start with a soothing and smoothing chocolate bar mask. Dabs of frothy marshmallow cream are applied next, followed by an exfoliating scrub consisting of pulverized graham cracker. The final step is a hot chocolate steaming face wrap! You are ready for one sweet day–without the calories.

Mary Salazar Throw a handful of cheetos cheese puffs in a blender, whisk in some greek 0% fat yogurt and add 2 drops of green food coloring. Add some sand from your children’s sandbox in your backyard and apply liberally on face and neck. Avoid eye area. Finish off this wonderful detox facial by applying 2 slices of cold boiled eggs on your eyes. Relax for about 25 min. Gently remove facial with lukewarm water and pat dry a heated towel out of the microwave (30 sec).

Dana Rodriguez I take ranch dressing, ketchup, mulch and candy corn.I mix it all together, apply to my face as Steven Tyler judges it like AI. I stick my head in the oven at 375 8 minutes until it turns to paste. Massage gently,rinse and pat dry with my ferret.

Mary Beth Isaac scrape up all the stuff under the couch that resides there thanks to my kids. Old popcorn, chips and pretzels. Great exfoliating qualities! Mix with the half full glass of milk and contents of 1 jar of Peanut Butter that one them has left out on the counter. Then simply apply, rub in circular motions and then try to scrub off with actual soap and water.

Robbie D Bryant Tuna salad facial-Mix 1 can of albacore tuna, 2 tsp olive oil, and mayonnaise into a bowl. Blend well. Spread on face and neck, avoiding eyes. Wipe off, rinse, then add hard boiled eggs to the rest, make a sandwich while you’re at it and enjoy. 🙂

Dee Dee Bates-Whitney Facial – on clean, dry skin, apply a mixture of equal parts bird droppings, crushed up peppermint candies (for tightning pores), and Elmer’s glue. Leave on for 20 minutes, then remove with aluminum foil that has been crumpled into a tight ball.

Kristin Sunrise The Philly cheesesteak facial – start with your choice of beef or chicken slathered on ur face then with wiz ( cheese wiz) then with onions or without ( for extra antioxidants) hot pepper shooters on eyes and up nose 🙂 Wear the roll on your head to finish off

Christina Jackson Mix 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar, 1 teaspoon brown sugar, and 1 tablespoon olive oil. Now add a dash of poppy seeds, mustard, cinnamon, and pepper flakes. The brown sugar and poppy seeds will exfoliate the skin, while cinnamon promotes circulation. The mustard and pepper flakes will detox the skin, while the apple cider vinegar will invigorate your senses! And viola! You have my signature “Fool Proof” facial 🙂

UPDATE:

Okay… since this little Part 2 of the contest was unplanned, we didn’t exactly promote or get too many votes. And by not too many I mean 6. But congratulations to Christina Jackson, your Fool Proof facial wins as the #1 April Fools Facial. Irony wins you a NuFace at-home firming device to contour your skin in all sorts of fool proof ways. Enjoy!!

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