The official Royal Guest List has been released and people are going bloody bonkers. Have you been following the Royal Wedding? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a Westminster whirlwind of flowers, cakes, and dress obsessions? Relax! It’s time to schedule a soothing spa treatment. Take a spa cue from your favourite celebrity guests. Check out the list below to prep for the big day like a star!

Posh and Becks

David and Victoria Beckham have told friends they are ‘delighted’ to be invited. I cannot wait to see what Victoria wears. I hope it involves some sort of feathered headgear and a flash of baby bump.

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Score Beck’s Shave: Straight Razor Shave with Hot Towels at The Shave of Beverly Hills in Beverly Hills, CA


Olympic swimmer Ian Thorpe will be in attendance. Prince William met the Olympic swimmer in Australia in 2010. The Prince has since supported his charity, Ian Thorpe’s Fountain for Youth, which focuses on improving health and education for children.

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Elton John and David Furnish

Sir Elton’s attendance to the royal event has been solidified even before the Concert for Diana and “Candle in the Wind.” With the addition of their first baby, we recommend some Daddy time at the spa before the nuptials.

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Guy Ritchie

The director’s attendance to The Event has been confirmed. My bet — he’ll blow off some steam before the ceremony with some calorie-burning relaxation. He was married to rock-hard Madge for all those years. Google “Guy Ritchie, Shirtless.” You’ll be impressed.

Get Ritchie Ripped and Relaxed: Thai Yoga Massage at Erika Bloom Pilates Plus inNew York, NY

Joss Stone

What’s the sultry Brit’s connection to The Crown? She performed at a memorial concert held at London’s Wembley Stadium on July 1, 2007, in honor of what would have been the late Princess Diana’s 46th birthday.

Get Joss’ Beachy Blonde look: Full Head of Highlights at SashaG Salon & Spa in Wheeling, IL

Mr. Bean

AKA Rowan Atkinson is a “personal friend’ of the couple (according to the UK’s Telegraph). I know we are all thinking the same two words: Tarantula. Brows. He will be seeing The Queen, not to mention The Queen will see him. Royal Intervention, STAT!

Operation Uni-brow Elimination: Eyebrow Threading at Serenity Spa NY in New York, NY

Kanye West

Rumored guest/possible party crasher. According to the Daily Telegraph, Kanye is one of Prince William’s “favourite musicians.” Cranky Kanye needs a spa day so he won’t steal the spotlight, VMA style.

Spa Retreat: Mineral Manicure and Pedicure with Gem Stone Therapy, Lunch and Day Long Access to the Springs at Spa Donya at Warm Mineral Springs in North Port, FL
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