…massages! Yes, some oil would be great to get out that tension, buddy, and NO! No phone calls in the middle of a therapeutic experience such as this. Our spas would agree: relax, turn off your phone, and never get your girlfriend a paperweight.

PS. Remind your massage-loving man friends that they can avoid being the caboose of an awkward bro-massage train by signing up for Spa Week.

PPS. There’s a prequel. It’s called “Guy Spa”.