The experience of getting a massage for the first time as told by GIFs. The first time you get a massage can be weird. Here’s what I was thinking during my first experience. This whole room just for me? How luxurious! I wonder if they can tell this is my first time? Act natural. Do I take all of my clothes off? Just some of them? I am so confused. What if they come back before I get under the towel? How am I supposed to lay on this massage table? Which way is up? Yay, they’re starting! Oh my god this is amazing. How have I gone this long in my life without experiencing this? Mind. Blown. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t fall asleep. No no no no…did I just doze off?! How long was I out? It’s over already? Don’t go. Come back. Wow, I feel amazing. Wait, do I have marks on my face from the table? Start a Conversation Cancel a Conversation Connect with Enter your WordPress.com blog URL http://.wordpress.com Proceed Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.