By Vikas Bhardwaj (Flickr: Happy Birthday!) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

PLATZA: Your Birthday Banya Wish

It's official: I'm bringing the Banya back. Don't ask me where it went or when it was ever here, and if you are Russian, don't correct me by saying that it never left. Because...